lesbianstellagibson:

oscar voters: i don’t know how to push play on a dvd player 

cullenrutherford:

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

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February 27, 2016 448,904 notes  rainbts ©
#ME

dandanaru:

お水 (water)

February 27, 2016 14,492 notes  girlfrend ©
January 6, 2016 247,960 notes  spinachdyke ©

so I’m watching the office for the first time and I’m just now realizing this is the first time I’ve heard john krasinski’s voice

floozys:

me: this break i’m not gonna fall into a bad sleeping pattern 

me at 4am the next morning watching a youtube video rating the top 10 canceled 90′s cartoons:

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January 3, 2016 246,378 notes  guzm-a
#i feel blessed #zayn #1D

lordbape:

This year I will

1. Release my inhibitions
2. Feel the rain on my skin

January 3, 2016 323,455 notes  frengles ©

kechawacha:

2016 is the new 2012, here’s the evidence for my theory:

  • i saw bernie sanders flower crown edits on my dash
  • i just saw marina and the diamonds lyrics in a pixel wordbubble on my dash
  • undertale is the new budding homestuck fandom, complete with shipping wars, ignoring girl characters in favor of m/m ships, weird insistence that the troll horns/skeleton bones are sexually sensitive, grey facepaint being used to cosplay certain characters, octopimp-esque voice acting, videos of clips from other things with sprites pasted on top, and nsfw audio posts
  • a new dangan ronpa game is supposed to be coming out
  • kylo ren is the new loki
January 3, 2016 30,518 notes  bloodwang ©

homicidalbrunette:

edenliaothewomb:

Lena Headey, photographed by Alan Clarke for Jocks & Nerds, winter 2015.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?